Carribbean Tour -  First Half Revue

                  Av. Landing    Av. Flt   Overall Av.

1st 25          71.68            91.35    81.51

1st 50           74.46           94.34    84.40

Report: Biggles has shown steady improvement from the start.

He still complains that it is unfare he has to fly blindfolded and with one arm tied behind his back  and is considering appealing against this decision of the C Tour 100  Rules Committee.

Actually Biggles is exceedingly pleased with how well he is doing - even Henri has promised to buy him a donut

Now where has Ole got to? I can see some empty champagne bottles in the swimming pool but no sign of Ole.

"OLE, YOU REPRIBATE". "WHERE THE DEVIL ARE YOU OLD BOY?"

Ah, whose that spreadeagled beneath a palm tree, snooring loudly. Biggles gently shakes Ole - no result. Biggles then drags Ole to the side of the pool and with one final heave launches him into the deep end. Gosh I hope you can swim.

"Ole!"   "Stop buggering about and come to the surface!"

"Ole!!"  "Ole !!!!!!" .  "Oh bugger" .  Biggles quickly takes off his suede leather mocassins and places them neatly beneath an umbrella along with his sunglasses and dives in after Ole.