Stats Phase One:	Landing Avg	Flight Avg.		Final Average		Avg Land Dx
Pilot name:	JoeMini		87.47	95.32		91.40		87
Start date:	10/16/2009	Stats Phase Two:	Landing Avg	Flight Avg.		Final Average		Avg Land Dx
			105.71	96.49		101.10		38
Cherokee 180F
F/I - Mr. Mitchell		Overall Stat Avg:	Landing Avg	Flight Avg.		Final Average		Avg Land Dx
			96.59	95.91		96.25		62.59
Departure airport	Destnation airport	Destnation ICAO	flight nr	Date	Plane	Landingscore	Flightscore	Leg average	Total average	Landing spot
1. half starts at:	Kingsford Smith Intl	YSSY
Kingsford Smith Intl	Bankstown	YSBK	1	10/16/09	180F	102.70	101.01	101.86	101.86	136
Bankstown	Richmond	YSRI	2	10/16/09	180F	95.20	95.01	95.11	98.48	18
Richmond	Aeropelican	YPEC	3	10/17/09	180F	94.79	91.04	92.92	96.63	93
Aeropelican	Williamtown	YWLM	4	10/17/09	180F	101.09	88.29	94.69	96.14	12
Williamtown	Taree	YTRE	5	10/17/09	180F	100.00	93.80	96.90	96.29	22
Taree	Port Macquarie	YPMQ	6	10/17/09	180F	95.70	92.19	93.95	95.90	64
Port Macquarie	Kempsey	YKMP	7	10/18/09	180F	78.50	92.86	85.68	94.44	45
Kempsey	Coffs Harbour	YSCH	8	10/18/09	180F	96.90	101.87	99.39	95.06	35
Coffs Harbour	Grafton	YGFN	9	10/18/09	180F	92.09	101.51	96.80	95.25	55
Grafton	Evans Head	YEVD	10	10/19/09	180F	99.25	101.82	100.54	95.78	15
Evans Head	Casino	YCAS	11	10/19/09	180F	75.50	92.02	83.76	94.69	140
Casino	Lismore	YLIS	12	10/19/09	180F	81.00	94.88	87.94	94.13	160
Lismore	Ballina	YBNA	13	10/19/09	180F	56.79	94.87	75.83	92.72	352
Ballina	Gold Coast	YBCG	14	10/20/09	180F	109.29	92.39	100.84	93.30	90
Gold Coast	Archerfield	YBAF	15	10/21/09	180F	28.39	101.70	65.05	91.42	330
Archerfield	Brisbane Intl	YBBN	16	10/21/09	180F	99.90	95.60	97.75	91.81	36
Brisbane Intl	Redcliffe	YRED	17	10/22/09	180F	113.09	94.80	103.95	92.52	35
Redcliffe	Maroochydore	YBMC	18	10/22/09	180F	88.20	92.34	90.27	92.40	27
Maroochydore	Maryborough	YMYB	19	10/23/09	180F	110.50	102.32	106.41	93.14	20
Maryborough	Hervey Bay	YHBA	20	10/24/09	180F	101.20	92.93	97.07	93.33	35
Hervey Bay	Bundaberg	YBUD	21	10/24/09	180F	88.50	95.43	91.97	93.27	30
Bundaberg	Gladstone	YGLA	22	10/25/09	180F	78.90	91.89	85.40	92.91	135
Gladstone	Rockhampton	YBRK	23	10/31/09	180F	100.90	101.84	101.37	93.28	57
Rockhampton	Williamson	YWIS	24	10/31/09	180F	72.79	87.86	80.33	92.74	211
Williamson	Mackay	YBMK	25	10/31/09	180F	64.29	92.01	78.15	92.15	72
Mackay	Hamilton Island	YBHM	26	11/1/09	180F	81.09	93.13	87.11	91.96	93
Hamilton Island	Whitsunday Coast	YBPN	27	11/1/09	180F	111.59	95.17	103.38	92.38	22
Whitsunday Coast	Bowen	YBWN	28	11/1/09	180F	95.50	95.13	95.32	92.49	31
Bowen	Ayr	YAYR	29	11/1/09	180F	0.00	91.44	45.72	90.88	415
Ayr	Townsville Intl	YBTL	30	11/6/09	180F	117.90	92.43	105.17	91.35	21
Townsville Intl	Palm Island	YPAM	31	11/21/09	180F	122.11	90.32	106.22	91.83	29
Palm Island	Dunk Island	YDKI	32	11/21/09	180F	52.70	95.92	74.31	91.28	91
Dunk Island	Innisfail	YIFL	33	11/21/09	180F	41.50	87.93	64.72	90.48	37
Innisfail	Cairns	YBCS	34	11/21/09	180F	96.90	95.99	96.45	90.65	28
Cairns	Cooktown	YCKN	35	11/26/09	180F	63.89	96.99	80.44	90.36	109
Cooktown	Lizard Island	YLZI	36	11/26/09	180F	95.20	101.72	98.46	90.59	103
Lizard Island	Lockhart River	YLHR	37	11/26/09	180F	98.09	105.02	101.56	90.88	129
Lockhart River	Weipa	YBWP	38	11/27/09	180F	98.79	93.68	96.24	91.02	76
Weipa	Injinoo	YBAM	39	11/28/09	180F	82.90	103.51	93.21	91.08	66
Injinoo	Horn Island	YHID	40	11/28/09	180F	91.70	94.85	93.28	91.14	91
Horn Island	Kubin	YKUB	41	11/28/09	180F	95.90	89.86	92.88	91.18	63
Kubin	Yarn Island	YYMI	42	11/29/09	180F	92.20	101.38	96.79	91.31	51
Yarn Island	Daru	AYDU	43	11/29/09	180F	97.79	92.10	94.95	91.40	69
2. half starts at:	El Tari	WATT
El Tari	Wai Oti	WATC	44	1/3/10	180F	105.71	96.49	101.10	91.62	38
Wai Oti	H Hasan Aroeboesman	WATE	45					0.00	58.56
H Hasan Aroeboesman	Satartacik	WATG	46					0.00	57.29
Satartacik	Mutiara Ii	WATO	47					0.00	56.07
Mutiara Ii	Mohammad Salahuddin	WADB	48					0.00	54.90
Mohammad Salahuddin	Sumbawa Besar	WADS	49					0.00	53.78
Sumbawa Besar	Selaparang	WADA	50					0.00	52.71
Selaparang	Bali Intl	WADD	51					0.00	51.67
Bali Intl	Abdulrachman Saleh Aero	WARA	52					0.00	50.68
Abdulrachman Saleh Aero	Juanda	WARR	53					0.00	49.72
Juanda	Iswahyudi	WARI	54					0.00	48.80
Iswahyudi	Adi Sumarmo	WARQ	55					0.00	47.92
Adi Sumarmo	Adisutjipto	WARJ	56					0.00	47.06
Adisutjipto	Tunggul Wulung	WIHL	57					0.00	46.24
Tunggul Wulung	Pangandaran	WI1A	58					0.00	45.44
Pangandaran	Cibeureum	WICM	59					0.00	44.67
Cibeureum	Husein Sastranegara	WICC	60					0.00	43.92
Husein Sastranegara	Halim Intl	WIHH	61					0.00	43.20
Halim Intl	Budiarto	WICB	62					0.00	42.51
Budiarto	Radin Inten Intl	WICT	63					0.00	41.83
Radin Inten Intl	Banding Agung	WIPD	64					0.00	41.18
Banding Agung	Gatot Subrato	WIPO	65					0.00	40.54
Gatot Subrato	Serdang Glumbang	Z12M	66					0.00	39.93
Serdang Glumbang	Sultan M Badaruddin Il	WIPP	67					0.00	39.33
Sultan M Badaruddin Il	Depati Amir	WIPK	68					0.00	38.76
Depati Amir	Dabo	WIDS	69					0.00	38.19
Dabo	Kijang	WIDN	70					0.00	37.65
Kijang	Hang Nadim	WIDD	71					0.00	37.12
Hang Nadim	Changi	WSSS	72					0.00	36.60
Changi	Seletar	WSSL	73					0.00	36.10
Seletar	Tengah	WSAT	74					0.00	35.61

Joe Mini

President/CEO/Chief Pilot for Joe Mini World Wide Tours, LLC. 
"If we get you to your destination in one piece, it's a miracle"  

[Scene: Kingsford Smith International Terminal: Gate 30]

JoeMini takes the podium. Those familiar with most of JoeMini tours, Ace Pilot JoeMini addresses a very small crowd.  As usual, his trademark belching and farting are present.  After the stench leaves Gate 30, the portable fans can be turned to low, and we hear JoeMini addressing the crowd.

"Wow, hard to believe it's my 4th WWT.  I'm please to announce that once again, JoeMini Tours LLC have these fine sponsors to thank - Fosters Beer, Kiwi energizer drinks, and Outback Steakhouses.  Without there support, quite frankly I'm bankrupt from my last tour.  It has been speculated that me and Mr. Smith, my personal flight instructor had it out about 2 months ago, and I would like to report it is total NOT true, and the tabloid newspapers do not have there facts straight.  I cannot go into great details as my lawyer suggest I keep my mouth shut.  Therefore I would like to introduce my new flight instructor for this tour - Mr. Mitchell...."  [few claps].

I am announcing right now, that if anyone out there would like to fly along with us, we have extra room in the back seat? Anyone....anyone?

[A heavenly voice comes from a passenger making her way to the area...]

"I would love to fly with you again....remember me?"

Our fearless Pilot almost passes out....

"Oh my....Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Olivia Newton John.  I...I....would be honored to fly you around your native country.  I...I...."
[Tongue tied and completely overwhelmed by the situation, JoeMini passes out]

"Is there a doctor in the house" as Olivia looks concerned.

Mr. Mitchell promptly kicks JoeMini in the privates.  "Come on you piece of crap, let's get going.  Come on Olivia, I'll get your bags.  Geez, I thought I've seen it all, but if this putz is gonna pass out just looking at you, you might want to reconsider flying with this stiff?"

"Oh dear, well, I had such a good time with him last time, I think he'll be ok....won't you Joey?"

 

    
I'm so excited....Olivia's on my tour...I hope I don't pass out flying.        A pilots dream?  A plane full of Virgins?

  
Overlooking Sidney Harbour and downtown area.                                29R....lined up great.


Joe Mini

President/CEO/Chief Pilot for Joe Mini World Wide Tours, LLC. 
"If we get you to your destination in one piece, it's a miracle"  

Lets hope Olivier will be distracting you when you land

Biggles

ONJ - "I'm so proud of you Joey...your not passing out as much when we talk."  Can we make another flight today before we call it a night?"

Off to Richmond Military Base...

 
Oh look you can make out the skyline of Sydney. 

Joe Mini

President/CEO/Chief Pilot for Joe Mini World Wide Tours, LLC. 
"If we get you to your destination in one piece, it's a miracle"  

President/CEO/Chief Pilot for Joe Mini World Wide Tours, LLC. 
"If we get you to your destination in one piece, it's a miracle"  

You do realise that Mitchel is a retired police inspector?

He served 40 years in the British Hong Kong Police Force Drug Squad and Counter Triad Department. What he didn't learn from those Triads isn't worth knowing so you need to be very careful, dear boy! He has a habit of throwing a few "zero's" about when upset.

Biggles

Hey JoeMini

 I'm on your tail dear boy.

Beware the H#n in the sun

Biggles

President/CEO/Chief Pilot for Joe Mini World Wide Tours, LLC. 
"If we get you to your destination in one piece, it's a miracle"  

Biggles

President/CEO/Chief Pilot for Joe Mini World Wide Tours, LLC. 
"If we get you to your destination in one piece, it's a miracle"