A huge crowd of who's who has gathered at a massive party being thrown by Joe Mini WWT LLC.  President, CEO, and Chief Pilot - JoeMini steps up to the podium.  As usual, last night's Mexican Fiesta Plate of Death mixed with a huge consumption of Guinness draft beers, is causing some major discomfort. He figits quite a bit, and then as usual, 3 blasts of wall paper peeling farts linger as he steps up to the mic.

"Whew...Damn, somebody wanna crack a window please. Thanks. Well what a great day to be alive - literally. Distinguished guests, Queen, Royalty, Squadron leader, and members of Metallica, thank you all for coming and celebrating an historic day for JoeMini WWT tour.  We made it.  It was not without hardship, but we made it. Personally, I knew we could make it, but it was a matter of our planes holding up.  A little high speed aircraft duct tape, some cardboard to cover up broken windows, lack of coffee, all came into play.  It wasn't easy, in fact we had a few pilots defect, but we did not give up.  Leg one was to have 31 mandatory stops, but we needed practice.  We flew a whopping 90+ flights.  For awhile there we lost a lot of confidence, but we gained back the public.  Thank you all!

I cannot go without saying this would all not be possible if it wasn't for FSFlyingSchool.  The program is a fantastic concept.  As much as I bitch about Mr. Smith, we've come along way in understanding the way I like to fly.  By the seat of my pants! Apparently, Mr. Smith still does not agree with me, and we'll work on that part. We had a bunch of rookie pilots fresh out of training be our "guinnea pigs...errr...pilots" on our incredible trip.  And to think we still have another 3 massive legs planned for our public.  Thank you SL and FSFlyingSchool.  Well Done!

As I said recapping our 91 flights so far, we did suffer some hardship and pathetic scoring:
1.  We lost 4 aircraft to aviation crashes.  We lost a plane on approach in Toronto Canada.  2.  We lost a plane in Vilnius, Lithuania due to severe fog.  I believe the fire is finally out.
3.  Totally miscalulated fuel needed, and came up short in Istanbul, Turkey.  Lost Plane
4.  And finally we got a little cute in Munich, stalled another 737 on approach.

Too all the cities we caused mass chaos and destruction of public property, well, you knew we was coming, and we feel it was your responsibility to take precautionary measures.  Some cities chose to and we thank them for all there efforts.

We had also several "ZERO" Landing scores because of NON-ILS landing approaches. We seemed to have had a lot of difficulties in Northern Canada and Greenland with this.  Our understanding of Non-ILS landings has greatly improved.  However all those zero's have killed my otherwise impressive landing scoring to date.

As you can tell, we had some good numbers, and some not so good numbers.  The accidents and some troubles with Non-ILS landings killed my scoring averages, but still proud of my young pilots to date:

Best Landing Score: 142.40 (Amsterdam, Netherlands)
Best Flight Score: 145.80 (Raleigh, North Carolina)

Landing Scoring Average: 73.49
Flight Scoring Average: 113.96
Average Landing and Flight Score: 93.75

Thank you all for coming. Please continue to support our massive endeavor, and look for JoeMini WWT Part II starting up shortly as I recover from a massive hangover.  Party on!

		Blue	Red		Flight	Flight	Landing	Flight	Aircraft
Country	IACO	Mileage	Mileage	Airport City	Date	Time	Score	Score	Equipment
USA	KMIA	0	0	Miami
USA	KTPA	178		Tampa	8/1/08	0.92	75.63	91.94	B737-800
USA	KPNS	286		Pensacola	8/2/08	1.04	0.00	89.05	B737-800
USA	KMSY	161	585	New Orleans (1)	8/2/08	0.81	92.03	91.69	B737-800
USA	KJAN	139		Jackson	8/2/08	1.09	87.45	103.10	Baron 58
USA	KMEM	164		Memphis	8/2/08	0.84	81.14	89.77	B737-800
USA	KBNA	173		Nashville	8/2/08	0.95	6.20	90.03	B737-800
USA	KCHA	97		Chattanooga	8/3/08	0.78	87.97	90.25	B737-800
USA	KATL	92	370	Atlanta (2)	8/3/08	0.87	45.35	127.80	B737-800
USA	KAVL	141		Asheville	8/4/08	1.13	79.95	106.27	Baron 58
USA	KRDU	184		Raleigh	8/5/08	1.05	134.05	145.80	B737-800
USA	KORF	139		Norfolk	8/5/08	0.75	56.00	144.53	B737-800
USA	KDCA	124	474	Washington DC (3)	8/5/08	1.19	83.25	110.44	Baron 58
USA	KPHL	102		Philadelphia	8/6/08	1.12	0.00	131.44	B737-800
USA	KEWR	70		Newark	8/6/08	0.68	52.00	135.13	B737-800
USA	KLGA	14		New York City	8/7/08	0.59	52.10	111.95	Baron 58
USA	KPIT	288		Pittsburgh	8/8/08	1.32	59.04	140.22	B737-800
USA	KCLE	94		Cleveland	8/9/08	0.67	55.89	138.53	B737-800
USA	KFWA	153		Fort Wayne	8/9/08	0.82	31.54	90.96	CRJ-700
USA	KORD	135	530	Chicago (4)	8/9/08	0.61	119.84	128.53	CRJ-700
USA	KDTW	202		Detroit	8/9/08	1.1	50.50	136.88	B737-800
Canada	CYYZ	187	379	Toronto (5)	8/10/08	0.8	0.00	0.00	B737-800
USA	KIAG	45		Niagra Falls	8/10/08	0.88	76.65	103.78	Baron 58
USA	KSYR	125		Syracuse	8/12/08	0.77	50.04	131.57	CRJ-700
USA	KALB	103		Albany	8/13/08	0.81	37.45	130.28	CRJ-700
USA	KBDL	75		Windsor Locks	8/13/08	0.62	52.50	130.69	CRJ-700
USA	KPVD	65		Providence	8/13/08	0.61	107.19	136.45	CRJ-700
USA	KBOS	43	385	Boston (6)	8/17/08	0.37	28.35	127.55	CRJ-700
USA	KBTV	157		Burlington	8/21/08	0.59	99.25	129.30	CRJ-700
Canada	CYUL	75	221	Montreal (7)	8/21/08	0.57	70.75	112.42	Baron 58
USA	KBGR	215		Bangor	8/21/08	1.19	19.70	89.03	B737-800
Canada	CYHZ	220	434	Halifax (8)	8/23/08	1.05	81.04	86.73	CRJ-700
Canada	CYYT	477		St. John's (9)	8/23/08	1.71	78.67	85.77	B737-800
Canada	CYYR	450		Goose Bay	8/24/08	1.66	75.70	92.20	B737-800
NewFoundland	CYLU	416	816	Kangiqsualujjuaq (10)	8/24/08	1.32	0.00	78.70	CRJ-700
NewFoundland	CYVM	532	532	Nanavut (11)	8/30/08	1.44	0.00	88.48	CRJ-700
Greenland	BGGH	362	362	Godthab (Nuuk) (12)	8/31/08	1.21	0.00	130.40	CRJ-700
Greenland	BGBW	250		Narsarsuaq	8/31/08	1.81	0.00	110.86	Baron 58
Iceland	BIRK	521	771	Raykjavik (13)	8/31/08	2.22	114.60	137.14	B737-800
Iceland	BIKF	20		Keflavik	9/1/08	0.31	106.84	106.69	Baron 58
Faroe Islands	EKVG	396	416	Torshavn (14) (Difficult)	9/1/08	1.34	0.00	91.34	B737-800
Scotland	EGPF	382		Glasgow	9/1/08	1.45	75.96	88.34	CRJ-700
No. Ireland	EGAA	95		Belfast	9/1/08	0.77	45.89	132.07	CRJ-700
Ireland	EIDW	74	519	Dublin (15)	9/2/08	0.8	101.25	106.83	Baron 58
United Kingdom	EGGP	122		Liverpool	9/3/08	1.15	96.65	105.97	Baron 58
United Kingdom	EGCC	21		Manchester	9/3/08	0.61	106.65	106.15	Baron 58
Scotland	EGPH	160	182	Edinburg (16)	9/4/08	0.91	123.80	144.97	B737-800
Norway	ENGM	522	522	Oslo (17)	9/6/08	1.99	84.90	93.39	B737-800
Sweden	ESSA	208	208	Stockholm (18)	9/6/08	0.97	46.20	126.91	CRJ-700
Finland	EFFK	216	216	Helsinki (19)	9/7/08	0.98	138.65	145.42	B737-800
Russia	ULLI	159		St. Petersburg	9/7/08	0.84	22.00	139.72	B737-800
Estonia	EETN	166		Tallinn	9/7/08	1.12	117.00	145.79	B737-800
Latvia	EVRA	153		Riga	9/10/08	0.82	126.65	140.88	B737-800
Lithuania	EYVI	144		Vilnius	9/11/08	0.78	0.00	0.00	B737-800
Belarus	UMMS	70		Minsk	9/11/08	1.03	79.25	99.53	Baron 58
Poland	EPWA	350	505	Warsaw (20)	9/14/08	1.04	78.30	89.61	B737-800
Czech Republic	LKPR	292		Prague	9/15/08	1.22	109.35	138.15	B737-800
Slovakia	LZIB	177		Bratislava	9/15/08	1.09	48.04	134.69	B737-800
Hungary	LHBP	94	291	Budapest (21)	9/15/08	0.86	44.60	131.80	B737-800
Bosnia / Herzegovina	LQSA	104		Sarajevo	9/16/08	1.04	104.45	145.77	B737-800
Serbia and Monte	LYBE	246		Bellegrade	9/17/08	0.76	128.19	136.69	B737-800
Macedonia	LWSK	92		Skopje	9/18/08	1.12	118.55	140.92	B737-800
Bulgaria	LBSF	161		Sofia	9/18/08	0.68	104.65	145.65	B737-800
Romania	LROP	400		Buchresti	9/18/08	1.06	114.65	136.38	B737-800
Turkey	LTBA	328		Istanbul	9/19/08	1.51	0.00	0.00	B737-800
Turkey	LTAC	197		Ankara	9/20/08	1.02	122.65	145.60	B737-800
Greece	LGAV	147	605	Athens (22)	9/20/08	1.48	67.74	87.31	B737-800
Greece	LGMK	73		Mikonos	9/21/08	0.9	88.04	100.18	Baron 58
Greece	LGSR	63		Santorini	9/21/08	0.59	78.75	104.28	Baron 58
Crete	LGIR	90		Irakion	9/21/08	0.61	0.00	124.78	CRJ-700
Malta	LMML	650		Luqa	9/21/08	1.72	56.00	147.90	CRJ-700
Sicaly	LICP	148	502	Palermo (23)	9/24/08	0.84	108.09	122.45	CRJ-700
Italy	LIRN	172		Naples	9/24/08	0.83	117.34	131.59	B737-800
Italy	LIRA	90	224	Rome (24)	9/26/08	0.82	50.00	132.77	B737-800
Italy	LIRF	20		Rome	9/26/08	0.41	76.95	111.61	Baron 58
Italy	LIPE	174		Bologna	9/26/08	1.02	83.75	90.59	B737-800
Italy	LIML	102		Milan	9/26/08	0.78	53.70	116.04	Learjet
Italy	LIPZ	129		Venice	9/27/08	0.7	112.44	128.00	CRJ-700
Slovenia	LJLJ	99		Ljubljana	9/27/08	1.14	86.75	109.28	Baron 58
Croatia	LDZA	72		Zagreb	9/27/08	0.69	76.54	112.64	Baron 58
Austria	LOWW	142	414	Vienna (25)	9/27/08	0.88	122.65	145.40	B737-800
Austria	LOWI	217		Innsbruck (Difficult)	9/29/08	1.15	0.00	104.14	Learjet
Switzerland	LSZB	158	374	Bern (26)	10/1/08	0.84	115.09	133.57	CRJ-700
Switzerland	LSZH	54		Zurich	10/1/08	0.68	104.75	112.45	Baron 58
Germany	EDDM	141		Munich	10/4/08	1.15	0.00	0.00	B737-800
Germany	EDDS	104		Stuttgart	10/4/08	0.74	105.09	122.91	B737-800
Luxembourg	ELLX	132		Luxembourg	10/4/08	0.85	124.10	134.92	B737-800
Germany	EDDF	94	192	Frankfort (27)	10/4/08	0.56	105.25	132.99	B737-800
Germany	EDDB	233		Berlin	10/5/08	0.79	125.90	131.15	B737-800
Denmark	EKCH	196	365	Copenhagen (28)	10/7/08	1.2	120.65	136.38	B737-800
Netherlands	EHAM	340	340	Amsterdam (29)	10/7/08	1.18	142.40	136.43	B737-800
Belgium	EBBR	87	87	Brussels (30)	10/7/08	0.62	124.75	130.02	B737-800
England	EGLL	189	189	London (31)	10/8/08	1.04	127.35	129.58	B737-800
Total Mileage:		16719	95)">12010			89.44	73.49	113.96

Joe Mini

President/CEO/Chief Pilot for Joe Mini World Wide Tours, LLC. 
"If we get you to your destination in one piece, it's a miracle"